Michigan State Football: Ranking the 5 worst Spartan uniforms of all time

1. Neons (2019)

That’s right, it’s the neons. If you didn’t see this coming at the No. 1 spot, you probably aren’t too familiar with Michigan State football. These uniforms are objectively terrible. These look like a fifth-grade art project gone wrong and I’ve only actually met one single person who actually likes them.

Here’s the full look:

https://twitter.com/UnnecRoughness/status/1169998790289498114?s=20

These uniforms are what would happen if a Nickelodeon employee exploded spontaneously and their robot slime-blood flew all over the room. I hate everything about these uniforms. I feel a deep sense of shame when I look at my favorite players wearing these uniforms, and there is no positive that comes along with these neon monstrosities.

If anybody doesn’t hate these, it’s entirely due to the fact that the only strong offensive performance in Mark Dantonio’s last four seasons came with these garbage bags on.